Here are some other gems from our visit to my brother:
Me: "Do you even have any vegetables in your meals?"
Bro: "Yea! I put a lot of green peas in my fried rice."
Me: *facepalm*
Me: "So I make smoothies at work to get my fruit. I put in a banna, an orange..."
Bro: "Are they raw?"
Me: "Really?"
Mom: "Didn't you take some free nutrition course?"
Bro: "Yea, but I never finished it lol"
Me: "Figures."